Santa Quads Ranger Panties

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Product Description

Tis the season to be squatting

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Only silkies we’ll be rocking

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Don we now our Ranger Panties

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Blast your quads and scare the dandies

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  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband


Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50



  • 5 Stars
    Santa Quads Silkies

    Posted by Jacob on Jan 10th 2019

    Great shorts! High quality and thoughtfully made. If these ever get lost you can bet your bottom dollar I will be buying more!

  • 5 Stars
    I'll be Ho Ho Hoeing in these

    Posted by Drew on Jan 4th 2019

    Already loving the maroon color. So tired of seeing black and green ones. I had to buy.
    It appears that the quality of material used for the logos on their ranger panties has improved since last year. I bought two pairs of Thighway to the Dangerzone last year and within a couple of weeks the logo was already peeling off, making them less desirable. I just got these in the other day and the quality of the material already feels more durable. I'll follow back up after it goes through a few wash cycles to update if it fails to impress.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Shakacrab on Dec 26th 2018

    It doesn’t get any better then putting these shorts on, on Christmas Morning and drinking bottomless mimosas until the champagne runs out.

  • 5 Stars
    Best Christmas gift ever

    Posted by Heidi on Dec 26th 2018

    I bought these for my son-in-law who is impossible to buy for and he loved them. He changed right into them for maximum comfort on Christmas Eve! They fit perfectly and I did email the company about their arrival because it seemed to take a while, I received a really fast response from an actual human being, explaining they were in production to their popularity. I received them just as they said I would in plenty of time for Christmas.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by on Dec 23rd 2018

    Great fit and well made! He loved them

  • 5 Stars
    Santa Quads silkies

    Posted by Jeff on Dec 16th 2018

    Extremely comfortable and perfect for legday during the holidays. Everyone has complimented them in the gym haha.

  • 5 Stars
    Santa quads ranger shorts

    Posted by Tyler on Dec 8th 2018

    Got kicked out of Planet Fitness for being intimidating, best shorts ever

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Ruben G on Dec 8th 2018

    Pure pleasure to wear, as always.
    Decent quality, the print seams to be really good quality. Steep price, but nothing like it on the market.

  • 5 Stars
    Santa quads ranger shorts

    Posted by Tony Garcia on Nov 23rd 2018

    Every holiday from here on where I can’t wear my Santa quads pants will be subpar. These are so comfortable, so versatile, and so Christmasy. They scream freedom (of movement) and festivity.