Santa Quads Ranger Panties

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Product Description

Tis the season to be squatting

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Only silkies we’ll be rocking

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Don we now our Ranger Panties

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Blast your quads and scare the dandies

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  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband


Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50



  • 5 Stars
    Santa quads ranger shorts

    Posted by Tyler on Dec 8th 2018

    Got kicked out of Planet Fitness for being intimidating, best shorts ever

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Ruben G on Dec 8th 2018

    Pure pleasure to wear, as always.
    Decent quality, the print seams to be really good quality. Steep price, but nothing like it on the market.

  • 5 Stars
    Santa quads ranger shorts

    Posted by Tony Garcia on Nov 23rd 2018

    Every holiday from here on where I can’t wear my Santa quads pants will be subpar. These are so comfortable, so versatile, and so Christmasy. They scream freedom (of movement) and festivity.