Thigh of the Tiger Ranger Panties

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Product Description

The "Thigh of the Tiger" Ranger shorts. For those who know true weight lifting glory rests in deadlifting until the walls shake and squatting until the butt seam bursts on your shorts. 

  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband




Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50



  • 5 Stars
    Overall increase in reps: 4 squat, 3 deadlift

    Posted by Nice try, Fed on Jul 31st 2021

    Yes, you read that right. I was able to squeeze off 4 more squats and 3 more deadlifts wearing these bad boys. They're like magic pre-workout supplement shorts.

    Please don't wear these to sleep, that morning wood is dangerous, fellas.

    Authentic Soffe shorts, worth the extra $5 to support a vet-owned business and the whimsical iron ons.

  • 5 Stars
    Most bestest silkies ever

    Posted by Lauren on Jul 13th 2021

    I love these. Made for leg day, these silkies will make your heart happy and your legs happier now that they’re free to see the sun. Skies out thighs out, baby! Light and airy so you’re not restricted like those pesky yoga pants, these silkies will make you feel like you’re “briskly walking” on a cloud.

  • 4 Stars
    THIGH of the Tiger

    Posted by Heavy D on May 12th 2021

    ...or as we say in Canadia, THIGH DE LA TIGRE! Wicked sick puns. Great for unit PT, unless you're one of those leg day skipping commies. Swaddled your junk in the silkie goodness...

  • 5 Stars
    Thigh of the Tiger silkies

    Posted by Matt Britt on Dec 28th 2020

    Excellent for! Awesome design! Keep coming back for more designs.

  • 5 Stars
    Thighs of the tiger

    Posted by Trung Mai on Dec 24th 2020

    Amazing product, everyone else at the gym keep staring at my thighs

  • 5 Stars
    Thigh of the Tiger

    Posted by on Jun 22nd 2020

    Awesome panties, make my thighs look tight like a tiger!

  • 5 Stars
    Great shorts, Fantastic Customer service

    Posted by Jack on Jun 11th 2020

    Forward deployed in Africa during corona virus and my package got lost, then the replacement got lost as well...all USPS, not Valhalla wear. These folks were a pleasure to work with and I've ordered even more of their shorts. Super comfortable, super breathable - get some great comments. 10/10 recommend.

  • 5 Stars
    Just perfect.

    Posted by Danny Broadhurst on Jun 5th 2020

    After putting in 6K on my Nike running App, I have finally found a pair of shorts that will go the distance with me.

  • 5 Stars
    It’s complicated

    Posted by Skyler Brown on Jun 2nd 2020

    When I first donned the silky shorts I felt an odd feeling. Was it that more skin was showing? Or was it something more profound. As I started my first workout it seemed as if everything was going as normal. 5 rounds for time: 50 sit ups, 40 push ups, 30 KB swings, 20 pull ups, 120 lb sand bag power cleans and one mile run... all with weighted vest. The usual feelings of “I’m not gonna make it” “I could quit and no one would know” crept in. As the rain began to fall and the silkies clung to my beautifully sculpted quads I could feel the roar within. On the second round I felt more as if gravity was lifting. Round 3 my farts were like small glitter bombs making my Danners look more like go-go boots. Round 4 I flipped a minivan full of small children over just for driving by. Round 5 I did extra power cleans... to feed the tiger... the thigh of the tiger...

    Overall their ok. Would buy again.