Thigh of the Tiger Ranger Panties

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Product Description

The "Thigh of the Tiger" Ranger shorts. For those who know true weight lifting glory rests in deadlifting until the walls shake and squatting until the butt seam bursts on your shorts. 

  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband




Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50



  • 5 Stars
    Thigh of the Tiger

    Posted by on Jun 22nd 2020

    Awesome panties, make my thighs look tight like a tiger!

  • 5 Stars
    Great shorts, Fantastic Customer service

    Posted by Jack on Jun 11th 2020

    Forward deployed in Africa during corona virus and my package got lost, then the replacement got lost as well...all USPS, not Valhalla wear. These folks were a pleasure to work with and I've ordered even more of their shorts. Super comfortable, super breathable - get some great comments. 10/10 recommend.

  • 5 Stars
    Just perfect.

    Posted by Danny Broadhurst on Jun 5th 2020

    After putting in 6K on my Nike running App, I have finally found a pair of shorts that will go the distance with me.

  • 5 Stars
    It’s complicated

    Posted by Skyler Brown on Jun 2nd 2020

    When I first donned the silky shorts I felt an odd feeling. Was it that more skin was showing? Or was it something more profound. As I started my first workout it seemed as if everything was going as normal. 5 rounds for time: 50 sit ups, 40 push ups, 30 KB swings, 20 pull ups, 120 lb sand bag power cleans and one mile run... all with weighted vest. The usual feelings of “I’m not gonna make it” “I could quit and no one would know” crept in. As the rain began to fall and the silkies clung to my beautifully sculpted quads I could feel the roar within. On the second round I felt more as if gravity was lifting. Round 3 my farts were like small glitter bombs making my Danners look more like go-go boots. Round 4 I flipped a minivan full of small children over just for driving by. Round 5 I did extra power cleans... to feed the tiger... the thigh of the tiger...

    Overall their ok. Would buy again.

  • 5 Stars
    Ranger panties

    Posted by Racer X on May 25th 2020

    What is there to say? They're ranger panties, the best article of men's clothing ever devised, with a humorous and self aware touch. Every guy needs 10 or 20 pair.

  • 4 Stars
    Alright so I got these yesterday 12/23

    Posted by Jonathan Abreu on Dec 24th 2019

    Got them in the mail yesterday. Went to the gym this morning talk about I felt like Dwayne Fxxxxxx Johnson. I know for a fact it wasn’t my preworkout it was the power of the thighger in these shorts gave me extra reps. I got flocked around like I was beer to flies these shorts gave me the strength of a thousand thighs. Fit true to size. My only issue is the lettering is already cracked pretty sure in a wash or 2. It’s gonna get worse. Makes me sad. Other then that they feel good very breathable. I ran in them, squat, lifted everything. Awesome shorts. Get the shorts!!! They need to make ones that say I’m married ladies because you would think you were a walking protein bar in the gym. Thigh on men.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Andy on Dec 16th 2019

    Legitimately the best shorts I’ve ever purchased.

  • 5 Stars
    Thigh of the tiger

    Posted by Andrew Simione on Dec 9th 2019

    These are amazing. The fit great and really show of my thighs while outlining my dong beautifully.

  • 5 Stars
    The b e s t shorts

    Posted by on Aug 16th 2019

    I LOVE these shorts!! My boyfriend introduced me to the idea of ranger panties, and at first I was extremely opposed... his legs are just far too long for these to be even remotely appropriate. After a while I came to the realization that they would be perfectly proportional on me, however - one of my jobs is at a pool, and these couldn’t be more perfect. They’re light and airy, and some of the most comfortable shorts I’ve ever worn. AND, they get a laugh wherever I go! 100/10 would recommend