Thighway to the Danger Zone Ranger Panties

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Product Description

Not only will these shorts put that epic song in anyone’s mind who so much as glances at your quads, but it also lets everyone know it’s time to clear the squat racks because your legs are on the “Thighway to the Danger Zone!!” 

  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband

Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50

size-chart

Reviews

  • 5 Stars
    Bad Ass Booty Shorts

    Posted by Justin Landon on Jun 17th 2019

    Fit true to size, feel sexy, look even sexier. Thank you Valhalla Wear for getting me laid.

  • 5 Stars
    Elizabeth

    Posted by Elizabeth on Jun 10th 2019

    Awesome fit, awesome feel so comfortable and hilarious, love these! Can not wait to buy another pair.

  • 5 Stars
    Amazing

    Posted by Wesss on May 27th 2019

    When the Gods created man, he created a cloth that man had to wear. Thus invented was the strap that bounds manhood from the galaxies and then loose women all around the world

  • 5 Stars
    Silkies

    Posted by JoJo Hambone on May 22nd 2019

    When I wear these bad boys my wife calls me TOP GUN!!!

  • 5 Stars
    Best Shorts Ever

    Posted by Sebastian Cowgill on Apr 10th 2019

    These shorts are without a doubt my favorite pair already. I can't speak to their quality yet as I've only had them for a couple weeks now, but I will say that they are extremely comfortable and seem well made. I do wish they were made in the USA though. The sizing chart is accurate and they fit great. The built in underwear are perfect as you can wear these by themselves.

    If you want shorts that draw attention then these are it. I wear these in public and get some great looks. I have hereby dubbed them my confidence pants, and they earned me the nickname Señor Pipe.

    Great job Valhalla Wear, make these entirely in the USA and I'll buy ten more!

  • 5 Stars
    Hubs has a new favorite pair of shorts

    Posted by Addison on Mar 29th 2019

    I bought these for my husband and he loves them! Definitely his new favorite shorts.

  • 4 Stars
    DANGERZONE

    Posted by Unknown on Mar 25th 2019

    These run a bit small, but the silk? The quality? The puns? It’s worth it.

  • 5 Stars
    Whole new meaning for cockpit

    Posted by JAMES WILFONG on Mar 24th 2019

    Greatest pair of silkies I’ve bought in a decade. Great feel and look. Full range of movement. Great for running , squatting, and awkward personal conversations with coworkers or loved ones.

  • 5 Stars
    Shorts

    Posted by Chase Davis on Mar 22nd 2019

    Makes me feel like a badass and I literally have to fight chicks to get out my door in the morning

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