Thighway to the Danger Zone Ranger Panties

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Product Description

Not only will these shorts put that epic song in anyone’s mind who so much as glances at your quads, but it also lets everyone know it’s time to clear the squat racks because your legs are on the “Thighway to the Danger Zone!!” 

  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband

Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50

size-chart

Reviews

  • 5 Stars
    Best Shorts Ever

    Posted by Sebastian Cowgill on Apr 10th 2019

    These shorts are without a doubt my favorite pair already. I can't speak to their quality yet as I've only had them for a couple weeks now, but I will say that they are extremely comfortable and seem well made. I do wish they were made in the USA though. The sizing chart is accurate and they fit great. The built in underwear are perfect as you can wear these by themselves.

    If you want shorts that draw attention then these are it. I wear these in public and get some great looks. I have hereby dubbed them my confidence pants, and they earned me the nickname Señor Pipe.

    Great job Valhalla Wear, make these entirely in the USA and I'll buy ten more!

  • 5 Stars
    Hubs has a new favorite pair of shorts

    Posted by Addison on Mar 29th 2019

    I bought these for my husband and he loves them! Definitely his new favorite shorts.

  • 4 Stars
    DANGERZONE

    Posted by Unknown on Mar 25th 2019

    These run a bit small, but the silk? The quality? The puns? It’s worth it.

  • 5 Stars
    Whole new meaning for cockpit

    Posted by JAMES WILFONG on Mar 24th 2019

    Greatest pair of silkies I’ve bought in a decade. Great feel and look. Full range of movement. Great for running , squatting, and awkward personal conversations with coworkers or loved ones.

  • 5 Stars
    Shorts

    Posted by Chase Davis on Mar 22nd 2019

    Makes me feel like a badass and I literally have to fight chicks to get out my door in the morning

  • 5 Stars
    Reporting for booty

    Posted by Dallas Farley on Mar 21st 2019

    I love these shorts. They make my ass look great, they are comfortable and allow for movment. I have worn them to the gym and hiking and they feel great.

  • 5 Stars
    Awesome

    Posted by Terry Gilmore II on Mar 16th 2019

    The moment I put these shorts on I gained 20 pounds of muscle, my bank account tripled in size, and my credit score doubled. So would I recommend these to a friend? No. I would demand they wear them. If you don't like these shorts then **** you

  • 5 Stars
    Thighway to the dangerzone short

    Posted by Amanda Parrish on Mar 15th 2019

    Bought these for my husband and he loves them! Super soft and comfortable and the perfect shortie-short length he’s been searching high and low for!

  • 5 Stars
    So comfortable

    Posted by Tamram on Mar 14th 2019

    These are the best, I want to live in them! And the sayings are awesome.

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