Thighway to the Danger Zone Ranger Panties

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Product Description

Not only will these shorts put that epic song in anyone’s mind who so much as glances at your quads, but it also lets everyone know it’s time to clear the squat racks because your legs are on the “Thighway to the Danger Zone!!” 

  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband

Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50



  • 5 Stars
    Ranger panties

    Posted by Dennis on Mar 11th 2020

    I absolutely love these shorts they fit great and they are great for leg day in the gym

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Joe_P on Jan 31st 2020

    Awesome pop culture references aside, these shorts are the most comfortable shorts to work out in! I bought these (and the "mother of Quad" shorts) for a Spartan Race in April and figured I would give them a test run. The liner does not ride up into any precious areas and I do not have to worry about the neighbors calling the police on me for indecent exposure. Treat yo self and buy these if not for you, for your quads who so desperately want to see the world.

  • 5 Stars
    The thigh is the limit

    Posted by Noah on Sep 23rd 2019

    These shorts make my quads look so good I almost hurt my neck;)

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Travis on Sep 17th 2019

    5'5 29 in waist. Smalls fit nicely!

  • 5 Stars
    Meghan Machado

    Posted by Meghan Machado on Aug 7th 2019

    LOVE the material to run/workout in. Also squat test approved! Will purchase more in future.

  • 5 Stars
    Thighway To The Danger Zone Ranger Panties

    Posted by BUY THEM on Jun 20th 2019

    I still haven't taken them off.

  • 5 Stars
    Bad Ass Booty Shorts

    Posted by Justin Landon on Jun 17th 2019

    Fit true to size, feel sexy, look even sexier. Thank you Valhalla Wear for getting me laid.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Elizabeth on Jun 10th 2019

    Awesome fit, awesome feel so comfortable and hilarious, love these! Can not wait to buy another pair.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Wesss on May 27th 2019

    When the Gods created man, he created a cloth that man had to wear. Thus invented was the strap that bounds manhood from the galaxies and then loose women all around the world