Thighway to the Danger Zone Ranger Panties

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Product Description

Not only will these shorts put that epic song in anyone’s mind who so much as glances at your quads, but it also lets everyone know it’s time to clear the squat racks because your legs are on the “Thighway to the Danger Zone!!” 

  • Ranger Panty
  • AKA Silkies
  • Running short
  • Liner brief
  • Inside key pocket
  • 2 - 2¼ inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband

Product Specs

Width: 9.00
Height: 10.00
Depth: 0.50



  • 4 Stars

    Posted by Unknown on Mar 25th 2019

    These run a bit small, but the silk? The quality? The puns? It’s worth it.

  • 5 Stars
    Whole new meaning for cockpit

    Posted by JAMES WILFONG on Mar 24th 2019

    Greatest pair of silkies I’ve bought in a decade. Great feel and look. Full range of movement. Great for running , squatting, and awkward personal conversations with coworkers or loved ones.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Chase Davis on Mar 22nd 2019

    Makes me feel like a badass and I literally have to fight chicks to get out my door in the morning

  • 5 Stars
    Reporting for booty

    Posted by Dallas Farley on Mar 21st 2019

    I love these shorts. They make my ass look great, they are comfortable and allow for movment. I have worn them to the gym and hiking and they feel great.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Terry Gilmore II on Mar 16th 2019

    The moment I put these shorts on I gained 20 pounds of muscle, my bank account tripled in size, and my credit score doubled. So would I recommend these to a friend? No. I would demand they wear them. If you don't like these shorts then **** you

  • 5 Stars
    Thighway to the dangerzone short

    Posted by Amanda Parrish on Mar 15th 2019

    Bought these for my husband and he loves them! Super soft and comfortable and the perfect shortie-short length he’s been searching high and low for!

  • 5 Stars
    So comfortable

    Posted by Tamram on Mar 14th 2019

    These are the best, I want to live in them! And the sayings are awesome.

  • 5 Stars
    A must have for your wardrobe

    Posted by Sean Headrick on Mar 1st 2019

    One of the best purchases I've made. I can definitely squat more when I wear these.

  • 4 Stars
    Great Workout Shorts

    Posted by Rocco on Mar 1st 2019

    Make sure you buy a size up. The waste is smaller than expected.