Valhalla Beers Patch

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Product Description

If you really think about it, Valhalla is the last stop on the world's gnarliest bar crawl. The regular bar crawl usually consists of what? Chilling out, drinking some beer, stumbling from bar to pub, maybe making out with a stranger, falling asleep in some trash bag pile, and waking to being spooned by a homeless man. Nothing special there. Now the Valhalla bar crawl? You have to motherfuckin' die. Straight up. Not by overdosing on gluten or however this new generation tends to die off. You have to die in battle like a beast. And if you're lucky, you wake up in a giant Mead Hall in the sky and spend eternity drinking and fighting until the end of days. Which will probably be a welcome sight after the legendary hangover you'll most likely have by that time. So if Valhalla is your last stop and you plan on buying the first round, this patch is most definitely for you. 

  • Super high quality PVC patches, including velcro backing, ready to apply to your gear.

Product Specs

Width: 3.00
Height: 3.00
Depth: 0.10


  • 5 Stars
    Good Quality

    Posted by Luke on Jun 1st 2020

    Heavy duty PVC patch, will definitely last. Very strong Velcro back as well so it stays put. 100% chance of beers in the forecast when people see it.

  • 5 Stars
    Good quality patch

    Posted by Leonard on Apr 23rd 2019

    This is a nice, good quality patch, actually nicer than I thought it would be, it's sturdy and well designed, now I just need to decide if I want to sew it on my vest or slap it on my tactical lunch box.

  • 5 Stars
    Great product very durable and cleanable.

    Posted by JACOB MC GEE on Nov 16th 2018

    Very proud to wear.

  • 5 Stars

    Posted by Tommy Vaa Warelius on Jul 6th 2017

    Cool patches, looks and feels like good quality, and looks awesome on my uniform. Got mine pretty fast here in norway.

  • 5 Stars
    Why not get two?

    Posted by Darcy on Jan 3rd 2017

    You would look ridiculous having just one and nothing giving a second (or third) to your mates. Just received mine in Australia. Sending the second one to a friend. Looks and feel great straight out of the packet
    Nice clear writing and feels durable. Slapped in on my bag and can't wait to get it dirty. Keep up the good work guys.