If you really think about it, Valhalla is the last stop on the world's gnarliest bar crawl. The regular bar crawl usually consists of what? Chilling out, drinking some beer, stumbling from bar to pub, maybe making out with a stranger, falling asleep in some trash bag pile, and waking to being spooned by a homeless man. Nothing special there. Now the Valhalla bar crawl? You have to motherfuckin' die. Straight up. Not by overdosing on gluten or however this new generation tends to die off. You have to die in battle like a beast. And if you're lucky, you wake up in a giant Mead Hall in the sky and spend eternity drinking and fighting until the end of days. Which will probably be a welcome sight after the legendary hangover you'll most likely have by that time. So if Valhalla is your last stop and you plan on buying the first round, this patch is most definitely for you.
- Super high quality PVC patches, including velcro backing, ready to apply to your gear.